This is going to sound too weird

What's so weird is that, on the face of it, it all seems quite idyllic and wonderful. And in many ways it is, it truly is. We live in this gorgeous Georgian manor house in Bath, one of England's most beautiful cities. Bloomfield House belonged, many years ago, to the Lord Mayor and Lady Mayoress of Bath and now it's ours - or, at least, we sort of co-own it with the most amazing bank. Yet the route to this place has been both hilarious and scary - and, like nearly everything that actually happens in the real world, impossibly unlikely.

How we got to this perhaps enviable position has often seemed particularly unenviable. Rob tends to do long-winded, Kari long-suffering. But, against all the odds, it seems to be working. For now.